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Posted 8 hours ago with 173702 notes

angelofthequeers:

viriven:

sirfrogsworth:

Matt created an important update. 

[ Matt Bors ]

People in the notes are saying they’re not sure if this is satire or not.

It very much is, and if you haven’t seen it before, it’s also referencing the famous ‘Gotcha’ comic by the same artist that riffs on obnoxious argumentative fallacies:

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Kudos to the artist for making this asshat so fucking punchable that I actually want to yeet my phone to smash his face

Posted 8 hours ago with 2983 notes
afeelgoodblog:
“You’re the Treasure!
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afeelgoodblog:

You’re the Treasure!

Posted 8 hours ago with 49152 notes

hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:

penworthy:

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

Posted 8 hours ago with 110361 notes

cowboy:

cowboy:

Inshallah they find him.

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Best image in the universe

Posted 8 hours ago with 84 notes

curseofmeatthawsmoth:

curseofmeatthawsmoth:

There’s no such thing as “the cloud” - there’s just someone else’s computer. I really think we’re on the verge of seeing lost media on a scale we haven’t since the first two decades of the 20th century

Something like 90% of American films made before 1930 are now considered lost. 75% of all silent films are lost.

Posted 8 hours ago with 158832 notes

goosegoblin:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

Posted 8 hours ago with 121707 notes

little-miss-mash:

little-miss-mash:

harryftlove:

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

Posted 8 hours ago with 10575 notes

sense8-sonder:

samzshits:

homunculus-argument:

xrinnihil:

homunculus-argument:

I will never get tired of how funny it is when people respond to the posts they don’t like by turning it into blackout poetry. What sheer fucking splendour, grabbing something you loathe and then turning it into art as an expression of your utter disrespect and disregard of this person’s stupid-ass opinions. It’s not simply contempt, but an elaborate display of how little it matters to you.

What a way to show that you find this person so beneath your respect that you won’t argue their stupid opinions, you won’t even gracefully ignore them like you would politely and tactfully turn a blind eye to the embarrassing mishaps of some fool who doesn’t know better. No, you choose to turn it into a plaything, making it your arts and crafts material.

The hilarious indignity of having someone pick up something you thought were bold and fine statements, the pinnacle of truth, and saying “this block of stupid text is as worthless as a rock, but allow me to carve it into art, so that it could perhaps be turned into something that possesses worth and beauty.”

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I’m sorry op, but how could I pass on this one

Me casting out a big block of solid text about blackout poetry, in order to catch blackout poetry in the wild:

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Posted 8 hours ago with 20819 notes

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

There are so many things about black mesa in half life 1 that were so incredibly fucked up if you take it out of the context of a 3D platformer. Im not even talking about the alien experiments or the government coverup or the fact that the military just had a kill switch for every black mesa employee in the event that shit got out. Im talking about how there’s an entire room dedicated to… pressing green sludge, i guess

There’s a nuke in the car park. Why is there a nuke in the car park. I know in the context of it being a video game it’s to make that laser grid room as infuriating as possible but in-univerae could you imagine parking your car, heading in the nearest door and the first thing you see every day before descending the maintenance elevator is a nuke

What’s the point of this room. What was the scientific method that was used here

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Posted 8 hours ago with 24280 notes

juno-infernal:

juno-infernal:

juno-infernal:

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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

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he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house

Posted 1 day ago with 18544 notes

ot3:

i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that’s how you’re supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.

Posted 1 day ago with 11216 notes
Anonymous asked:

Opinions on lesbians with big muscles? 🤯

mynqzo:

opinion on sunshine and laughter? what do u think

Posted 1 day ago with 29665 notes

catmask:

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

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